Your Linguistic Profile:


55% General American English
35% Yankee
5% Upper Midwestern
0% Dixie
0% Midwestern

You Make a Bad First Impression


When you first meet someone, you're quite nervous... and it shows.
You may not talk enough, or you may find yourself saying the wrong thing.
No matter what, you end up presenting a person very different from who you are.
You're probably projecting a bad social image - and it affects your career, friends, and general quality of life.
Consider getting help from a friend known for social grace and charm.
Deep down, you're a great person.... and it's time to start showing it.

You May Be a Bit Obsessive Compulsive...


Meticulous and detailed oriented, you have some irrational obsessions.
Maybe it's your super neat closet or washing your hands a gazillion times.
You probably know it's weird, but you just can't stop thinking about it.
In fact, the more you think about your quirks, the more you have to do them.

You Are 44% Paranoid Schizophrenic


It's likely that you're perfectly fine, though you have your crazy moments.
You tend to be a bit paranoid, but no one's out to get you but yourself.

You Are a Colon


You are very orderly and fact driven.
You aren't concerned much with theories or dreams... only what's true or untrue.
You are brilliant and incredibly learned. Anything you know is well researched.
You like to make lists and sort through things step by step. You aren't subject to whim or emotions.
Your friends see you as a constant source of knowledge and advice. (But they are a little sick of you being right all of the time!)
You excel in: Leadership positions
You get along best with: The Semi-Colon

The Keys to Your Heart


You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was arrogant, acting like the dictator of your life.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it.
In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.

You Have Your Sarcastic Moments


While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge.
In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead!
And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in.
Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious.

You Are a Pessimist


If things are going good, you can always imagine how they will turn for the worse.
And when things do happen to be bad, life is like a dark pit you can't crawl out of.
One bad moment can ruin your day, and you think one bad week can ruin your life.
Things are much better than they seem. Just take time to see everything that's going right.

You Should Play the Piano


You are a true music aficionado who loves many musical style and eras.
You find music to be an escape. And you'd like to be relaxed and comfortable when you're making it.
You're very innovative, and you have a unique way of knowing what may sound beautiful.
There's a strong possibility that you could compose some of your own work songs quite easily.
While you have a lot of creative energy, you are also serious and conscientious.
Your musical talent needs time, practice, and lots of privacy to flourish.
Your dominant personality characteristic: your painstaking attention to detail.
Your secondary personality characteristic: your natural tendency to be whimsical.

Your Dominant Intelligence is Logical-Mathematical Intelligence


You are great at finding patterns and relationships between things.
Always curious about how things work, you love to set up experiments.
You need for the world to make sense - and are good at making sense of it.
You have a head for numbers and math... and you can solve almost any logic puzzle.
You would make a great scientist, engineer, computer programmer, researcher, accountant, or mathematician.

You Are 88% Gross


Ewwww! You really have some disgusting habits.
Now go take a shower... with extra soap.

You Are 81% Perfectionist


You're a total perfectionist. So go ahead and congratulate yourself on a "perfect" score.
The truth is, everyone is sick of living up to your standards. And you're probably even sick of them yourself.

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:


"Tell them I said something."

You Should Visit Peru


Peru is ideal for your "off the beaten path" traveling style.
Head out to an ancient Incan city, visit a volcano, and don't forget to pet a llama.

You Are Incredibly Logical


Move over Spock - you're the new master of logic.
You think rationally, clearly, and quickly.
A seasoned problem solver, your mind is like a computer!

You are a Rubik's Cube


You are engaging and popular. People are drawn to your colorful personality.
As much as they try, people can't stay away from you.
And while you seem easy to understand, people can't figure out what direction you're coming from.

What Paul Means


You are influential and persuasive. You tend to have a lot of power over people.
Generally, you use your powers for good. You excel at solving other people's problems.
Occasionally, you do get a little selfish and persuade people to do things that are only in your interest.
You are usually the best at everything... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.
You are a very lucky person. Things just always seem to go your way.
And because you're so lucky, you don't really have a lot of worries. You just hope for the best in life.
You're sometimes a little guilty of being greedy. Spread your luck around a little to people who need it.
You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow.
You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily.
Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is.

What Your Pizza Reveals


You have a hearty appetite. You are likely to complain if a restaurant has small portions.
You are a very picky pizza eater. Not any pizza will do.
You fit in best in the Northeast part of the US.
You like food that's traditional and well crafted. You aren't impressed with "gourmet" foods.
You are generous, outgoing, and considerate with your choices.
You have many conflicting and complementary layers to your personality. You should consider traveling to Australia.
The stereotype that best fits you is guy next door. Hey, there's nothing wrong with being average.

You Are Creepy


Serial killers would run away from you in a flash.

You Are 88% Tortured Genius


You totally fit the profile of a tortured genius. You're uniquely brilliant - and completely misunderstood.
Not like you really want anyone to understand you anyway.
You're pretty happy being an island.